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TOFFEE CHEESE

Journal Entry: Thu Feb 15, 2007, 1:14 PM
Ever tried it? It's like.. holy cow juice, milkman! what the hell have you done to my cheese?! But it works! But not on toast.

Oh yeah, my da account's alive again and all.

  • Mood: Lazy
  • Listening to: Velvet Underground
  • Reading: Neil Gaiman- Anansi Boys
  • Watching: Mighty Boooooosh
  • Playing: Suikoden
  • Eating: Toffee cheese
  • Drinking: Mouth wash

Spear me with a fondu fork

Journal Entry: Fri Aug 26, 2005, 3:41 PM
Next week is the last week of Summer... and I can't help but feel as if I've wasted the entire time. I'm sure spending 6 weeks in Starbucks and listening to copious amounts of Glam Rock have done wonders for my mental health, but.. no personal statment for UCAS yet.. no work experience.. (actually, I don't feel guilty about that.. nothing relates to nanotech anyway)

I'm sure you're all looking forward to going back to schooland.. facing the consequences of AS results. I did amaze myself on results day.. I actually got a B in Physics. If I retake the first paper (bombed it :P ) I reckon I could get an A. And that quite literally scares me.. even my dad told me I was too stupid to take physics. His actual words were more along the lines of 'Are you sure you have the right kind of mind?' xD Ah well.

Zoology Dragon

Journal Entry: Sat Apr 30, 2005, 1:05 PM
And I'm driving in my dragon wagon!

:D My smelly little brother had to take photos of animals for his art project, so we went to Cotswolds Wildlife Park, and now I'm a very happy Kim. He took pictures of rhinos and zebras, I photoed the lickle cute things like mongeese and meercats. I also made friends with llamas and sang them the llama song :D I'm such a child.

PS. This is a roundabout way of apologising for all the animal photo deviations I'm about to submit. I feel the need to spread the cuteness. Sorry :P

Perf

Journal Entry: Thu Apr 21, 2005, 2:12 PM
"Having a penis up your bum doesn't mean you're gay"

Wise words from a wise person. Or Hannah, as she prefers to be known.
I love random lunchtime conversations.
And veggie sushi.
Mmm.

Devious Journal Entry

Journal Entry: Wed Mar 16, 2005, 9:55 AM
PURRR!

Raa Raa my dear patronees :D
For some reason, I'm like amazingly happy at the moment. And unfortunatly, my cheerful demeanor isn't very contagious, and neither are my jazz hands. It's very distressing. Hannah keeps asking what's wrong with me and why I'm being so weird. Bang bang, you're dead xD *winks at Paula*
Spent recreation with them reading about titwanks and chocolate sauce. I now feel fullfilled educationally.

Talking of which; I have a wavelength of 8.9 x 10^-37m when I run, according to Prince Louis de Bougnie. Isn't that fun? And doesn't Looie de Boonie have such a sexiful name? I'm a wavicle. Physics rocks. Live life with safety specs.
And stay in school.

Summary:
Shit happens :D

Kim xx
  • Mood: MEOW ^_^
  • Listening to: Ordinary Boys- Seaside